Showing posts with label the Republican National Convention. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Republican National Convention. Show all posts

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Gotta Pray for m'rigs


How fortunate for the Republicans. President Nimrod Fizzle Neurons says he and his Dick will have to forgo the convention because of the approaching hurricane, Gustav. He and Cheney will be monitoring the storm from his ranch in Crawford Texas. As we all know Mr. Neurons will be leaving office soon, but never soon enough, and his oil interests will become more of a day to day joy he can sit back and lavish in. This storm might interfere with that if it strikes the right oil concerns. I am sure he has the people of Louisianan at the top of his reasons for this over riding interest in a hurricane. But you know what? Me thinks otherwise.
No matter, McCain and the rest of the 5millionaires are breathing a huge sigh of relief. Fart Wad in chief, and sidekick Butt Plug, announced that they would not be attending as a result of the situation developing in the Gulf of Mexico.
Christ, if the hit on the infrastructure, or a refinery situation develops in which the price of gas hits 6 - 7 bucks or becomes unavailable, and a situation happens where in he believes we are in imminent danger from within, he has laws in place by which he can extend his presidency without congressional approval.
The convention becomes a moot point then.
Four more for Bush.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

God says "NOT HERE ASSHOLES!"


I love it! We have a storm named Gustav targeting the Republican National Convention. It might as well have been named Putin. Isn't Gustav a Russian name?
So Louisiana is going to suffer another deconstruction. All I can say is it's a lot like winning the lottery...I think..I never have. But the possibility that it could strike the Deep Pockets as they celebrate Richness and the New World Order is impossibly serendipitous, but fellow comet callers, here she comes, and we get to watch the ineptitude of our present President and his Cronies either scatter or toss the ball back and forth, all the while congratulating and Appreciating one another's, "good jobs", no matter what the fuck happens to the folks that have to evacuate. God does Bush do a lot of appreciating, and he makes sure that whomever he appreciates feels almost intimidated by the knowledge. He's like the Appreciator in Chief.
Remember what Falwell had to say about Katrina being a tool of God's to wipe out the sinners and homosexuals in the wards that were flooded. Wonder what he has to say about this one. What? Oh yeah! HE'S DEAD! Wonder if god did that too.
I'll keep y'all posted on what God does to me for writing this.
Have a great Labor Day Weekend!
That's the feeling from Newberry.
Song. Marrakesh Express,
Light rain, through the late afternoon sunshine.
Ah....my Florida.