We think we don't stink

But in truth we are not even as concious as ants. Ants don't have the "I ME MY" concept in their world to get in the way of results.

Lighten up reverend...

I am so con- fused. But at least I'm not George W. Bush.

God is busy........ deal with it.

Loathsome fuckers these Red Folk... Real fundamentalist.. Falwell/ Robertson warriors for God. God's getting lots of press these days.

In truth "God" is busy elsewhere. There are in neighboring corners of the galaxy, planets whose inhabitants took the hint handed them during the folly of their particular evolutions, and kept their planet in order, or at least made a concerted effort to do so in the face of the usual birth pains of any planetary system's ordering and eventual colonizing. Why should God expend any effort or loose any sleep over a life form that relies consistently on God to bring them through this trial or that tribulation, the majority of which are self inflicted, violent, fear based kneejerk reactions designed to keep everyones destiny in the hands of a few? Where does a life form whose priviledged few feed on the sweat and blood of the powerless to protest masses that are too busy with basic survival in a world of manufactured concepts they had no hand in devising or sustaining, but were just born into, ...find the balls to ask God for anything, least of all mercy? A stinkin' life form that places God and love not in the center of life but at the periphery of living, relying on God to save them at the edges of despair, forever begging God to forgive them and show them mercy, is in line for little of the real thing.
It is with infinite despair I report this but unless you change your concept of God radically, and voice it now, you may believe whatever you wish but your end will not change.

While you watch.....You will be recycled.
Your voice then... will be worthless.... as you find yourself screaming....silently.

It ain't easy

..to do what I do. It pays very few bills, but it obsesses me, even though I'm not very good at it. I hate president Bush for a living. What the fuck has America come to when an educated intelligent human being spends most of his waking hours wondering what the fuck has America come to? Perhaps we might spend a few moments remembering the days when we were delivered a war based on a clear and present danger that threatened the American people in the form of weapons of mass destruction. Two thousand five hundred dead brave American souls, and tens of thousands of collateral damage Iraqi innocents later, Bush has managed to create a global monster in the form of a united jihad against the United States. Where once there were a few there are now hundreds of thousands willing to give their lives for what they believe to be as just a cause as our courageous leaders consider the war on terror to be.
What either side fails to realize is that they are practicing a form of warfare that will leave both blind to any sane resolution called .."an eye for an eye". It is already apparent that both sides are already blind or mostly so, for they can't see that they are bringing about their own inevitable demise. With no distinction between the light and the dark they are bound up with fear and flail about wildly with their most terrible spears and clubs.
Asshole in chief is seemingly plugging the dyke of Rightwing disapproval, by flying the head of Zarqawi from place to place aboard "Sucks a bunch of fuckin' jet fuel One". The Fox network has it's mouth open for Bush to Fuck. I can see O'Riley and Snow fidgeting and squealing gleefully as they fumble with Bush's zipper to see which ones mouthing of the word Bush fits his swollen member more precisely.

While I'm thinking of Fox, Hey! Assholes.......Yeah you! Wipe the lip lube off your whore anchors. Maybe they aren't whores but you fuckheads sure pimp them up that way. If it's their own gig and you condone them you miss the point cause you missed the ethics required in your youth. Get it? It's like writing "FUCK ME!" on your mouth. If you don't get it and think I am a godless perverted liberal, your right, I gave up your war mongering, spiritually castrating, self abasing God many moons ago.

Cats do Alberta ..challenge FEMA

Had we the brains of these two cats.
Binger, below, is 16 and Boogie, right, is 16 too.. They live with me on 5 acres of woods in north central Florida. Through all their years, since eyes closed kittens, these two elegant ladies have co-existed with Coral snakes, and Canebrake rattlers, Diamond backs and Moccasins. They share their water with the fox, the rabbit, the raccoon (I share lead with the raccoons), opossum, armadillo, and squirrel. They lay down with the fire ants, black widow, brown recluse, scorpion, and centipede. They never complain unless I miss mealtimes. In sixteen years they have graced me with their indoor presence maybe 2 weeks total. They sleep and shed in summer doldrums or storms, and grow fur alertly in the winter.Though neither like to be held, both love to be petted, but only on the porch which they consider common ground. Off the porch it is their realm and I am superfluous and suspect as to my motives.

Cheers to Binger and Boogie, Florida felines, unpampered, unfettered, unencumbered.
I learn a lot from them.

I had 5 inches of rain from Alberto in the rain guage, west of I-75 near Gainesville.

Ann Coulter

She is the cleanest little twit to douche through Jesus Christ since, well, since douching through Christ became fashionable. Big feet to walk on water. That gal can plane. She's a tribute to long blonde hair, mini skirts, long legs, tiny pouty little piehole, almost extraterrestrial looking. But wow what a heart, what a following, what a shtick. Ann Coulter, talk about witches, I imagine her thighs are no strangers to the warm glowing burnish of girthy broom stick snuggly pressed between them. Please no hat and just a mini skirt. May Ann ride the turbulent winds of her incessant blow hole to death. May she remember how much wind she had and how bad she blew, pursing tiny shriveled lips, fading like a blonde balloon let go by the fingers of life to fart her last wind from beneath that little mini skirt. And so God gave us a blonde bitch to hate. How convenient

Down here it's Florida vs. Everybody else

Fat Chance I'll leave this alone for too long. This topic is novel worthy, screenplay exotic, Elmore Leonard cool. That's hot. We'll kick your ass in football, then show you a prehistoric sunset that'll make your nuts squirm in the strangest way. Great place. More to come.
Orange and Blue.
What other state wakes up every morning and remembers that it's governor is the brother of the worst president in history. He's a great governor....Practically invisible until hurricane season. Know what? He will be president one day. You watch.
This nation is too dumb too nose led too obsessed with God and possessed by idiocy to see that it is on the brink of extinction as a nation of liberty and freedom and choice. Why do they hate us? We used to talk a truth we as a nation could justify by our image and actions. We projected hope and help to the eagerly watching eyes of the hungry and the tortured. Now we ignore defending the hungry in favor of defending the rich, and we clandestinely torture with impunity those with whose God we disagree. Old virtues, constitutional values, compassion based on need not on wealth, are not important to the rapturist army of ignorant right wing Christians.

You Fuckin' with my ISP

That's it. I've had it. Bell South can kiss my ass. I'm old school. No, I'm old pre school. Ask for service, pay for service, expect service. Bell gives great lip service but it stops on the hangup. Or maybe...........It is possible that Georgie's anti-Bush surfers told the NSA to tell Ma Bell to slip a sticky wicket into my inner workings and hidden mechanisms. No matter I will endure, cast aspersions, and continue to infuriate the Blackies. Why is change so resistant. Why are the Bushites shrugging off the signs of planetary eruption and chaos. They want it folks, they need it, They will do anything to maintain it. Their control over You demands it.

Lighten up reverend

Fuzzy little fucker flitting round the flower patch.

God gave him Zarqawi

"Oh thank you God. Oh thank you Jesus. I was beginnin' ta' think you .... no no ....I am president for a reason. Oh sweet Jesus this is fun. Thank you for killin' that Godless Beheader" Said George W. Bush. The man that kills while sleeping, eating breakfast, pimping dignitaries. The man that likes a good life takin'.........Taken in the name of God. He has that cool God that lets you fuck up all week and if you pay the man once a week you get your slate wiped every Sunday. Then you can take off to fuck up some more soon as you get past the preachers handshake and into the parking lot.
Would have been really cool if I had thought to use Zarqawi in my last post. Ah sweet serendipity, George gets a boost by the death of a one time peaceful man turned Jihadist by situations unique to the Bush Administration. I doubt we would have ever heard of Zarqawi or that Zarqawi would have become a Jihadist had not George W. Bush invaded Iraq and occupied it under false pretenses, or as some would say outright lies. How queer, how quaint, how George. But he and Fox can't get enough of it. Like the public display of the bullet ridden body of Jesse James, the face of Zarqawi is shown again and again and again, and every Fox digit flexes his own special flex bending and mentally mooning the bloated face of a dead man. Slathering and spitting their words of despise. Fox is a bloated violence promoting pompous ego forum for self righteous educated lunatics through Christ. Bush is a murderer again... wooppee.. farout... and the Shiite keeps hitting the fan. "Thank you Jesus." Said a very thankful Bush this Sunday morn. Catch the irony?
And a... George, what did you and God plan today?
So sorry for the half ass post, but that's all the half ass president gets for now.

Sunday Bush

Hey George Bush! What are you doing today? Are you and God hashing out the details of some clandestine effort to reduce the sum of Republican suffering inside the Beltway? Or maybe you and God are working out the details of justifying Haditha. The devil got into them boys fer just a second and well ....It troubles me deeply.
Hey George Bush are you sweating or are you truly a psychotic lunatic planted by God to bring the vast majority of Americans, the faith based uneducated masses, out of the darkness and into The Apocalypse? Doesn't make any sense to me either. The only justification for the presence of George W. Bush as the leader of the free world that I can imagine is that God could give a shit about the crap Americans dish out as Christianity. He could care less about a country that tries to stuff its moral crap down the throats of every oil bearing Muslim country in the world. Thanks Asshole in Chief for creating the impression throughout the world that America is the problem, that peace is for pussies, that God is might. Hope I'm around when the world wakes up to the truth, and you are brought to task for your impertinent brutality and planetary provocations. These are ultimate times and you are ultimate evil.

While I'm thinking of it

Doesn't anybody get it? It,... the whole ball of wax. Do you understand what is happening all around you? Do you know that what's happening is you? Yeah. It is the you that is, that was, that has always been, it's you. It's what you do with that knowledge that matters. I think it's time to be revolutionary. I opened a t-shirt shop (yeah I know big fucking deal .... try it), that screams disgust and coarse contempt for the commiserated in chief, decider in chief, educator in chief..you know God's president. It's hard to keep up with what he's calling himself on your behalf in order to fuck with some new responsibility taken on in the name of God, Country, Freedom. This is horseshit. I can't write anymore......... basket ball is on.........go Heat. George Bush go fuck yourself and the ship you rode in on, you worthless pampered pussy. It bothers you deeply THAT YOU HAVE CAUSED MORE BRUTAL BASELESS SUFFERING than what?.. than you thought you would? I've got more diatribe for your sorry ass later ....tuf guy. The toughest thing you've ever had to do was quit smokin' crack and glugging booze. How's that second part coming by the way.

Whew.. there.............try it... give the little bastard a piece of your mind ..you'll feel better. I guartantee it. Or you could wear one of my shirts and says what you think, all day long, effortlessly.

Hey! Happy Fucked Memorial Day!

Watch any of the spin today? Get with it America, get out there and wave those flags. Celebrate war. Well that's what most of middle America thinks today is for don't they? Most have seen only two wars till now, unless they are over 60, the Vietnam and Gulf wars. Two great wars, one lost one half heartedly won. When Bin Laden bombed us with some guys with box cutters, Bush chased him directly into Baghdad. We have had him cornered there for four years now. But we want the Iraqi police to catch him, cause he really isn't that important in the overall picture. We have decided to "take the war to every shore" in pursuit of the jihadists who killed thousands of Americans on American soil on 9/11. Bush has since been heard to call this war World War III. The implications are terrifying.
Wait. This is getting confusing. We chased Bin laden into Baghdad, and all of a sudden these Al Quaeda show up that Saddam Hussein had taken great pains to keep out of his country. But since Saddam, who must be hiding Bin Laden is hiding himself, we decide to give training to the Al Quaeda in the form of our weekend warriors brought to active duty to find Bin Laden in Baghdad. What am I missing about this?
Is it the facts? What are the facts? These certainly aren't facts. We have certainly not been given them. I am filled with bits of this fact and strains of that one depending on what the matrix has decided is the overall influence to be pumped to my senses this day. Who are we gonna kill and who is gonna die for what today? Are we still killing for Christ? Anyone seen Bin Laden? What do you believe about this "World War III"? What do you know for sure? Do you think you could handle it if you learned your God was dead? Where do facts end and your beliefs begin? Why would someone take the time to make this?

I celebrate the warriors that fought the good fight. There are many. I celebrate the warriors that give their lives for one an other in the bad fight. I defy the leaders to justify the deaths of fine warriors in unjust war.

I defy our president, the dishonorable George W Bush Decider in Chief, to celebrate himself on this day for warriors.

Seasoned greetings

Mid afternoon in the land of the gator. No rain for weeks. No negative ions to refresh, no smell of nitrogen in the air after a mid day thunder boomer. Cool. Hey if it's not raining we're not having a hurricane. I've lived in Florida since 1961. Until 3 years ago hurricane season was almost looked forward to. All we ever had were tropical storms and brushes with cat ones and twos. They were for the most part so benign that they rarely even made an impact on the lake levels. In fact it made the summer interesting. Summer is a very scary time here now. Someone will loose their life every year someone will be wiped out every year, and not just someone but many someones. It's like a lottery down here now only you don't want to win. I'm building a new dwelling on my five acres of north central Florida when this years hurricane season is over. It will be rated to 140 mph. I am 60 miles from the Atlantic and 45 from Gulf. That should be enough. But first I have to get through this season without being blown away. In 2004 with Ivan and Frances coming within 100 miles I lost power for 7 days. Last year we had no squirrels. The 4 storms that hit Florida in 04 blew the unripened acorn laden branches of all the oaks here to a pulp. There was nothing for the squirrels to hide in the fall nothing to dig up in the spring. This year I see a few more but where once there were 10 squirrels rummaging about in the leaf litter of my back yard there is 1 or 2, once in a while.

I'm gonna take a nap now. We need rain.

Hey I made a new t-shirt.

What I know but time...

I make designs for t-shirts and other things that reek with disgust and contempt for the current president of The United States of Your Ass. I heard that phrase used the other day somewhere on the media or a parody thereof, and it won't leave my mind. I'll have to make a t-shirt and a thong and a throw pillow and some other stuff with Bush and that phrase.

It's not America anymore it's Your Ass and Their Ass and ain't nobody gonna Savior ass but you.